Zap Comix #0 – 1968
Help build a better America!
Now, you don’t need a “shrink” to flush out karmic conjestion! Get Stoned!
A modern miracle! Heres How!
Smoke at least two of these every day for one year! This method can’t fail!!
1. First, take a good long “drag” on your “joint” of “muggle”.
2. Pull all that good smoke down into your lungs do not exhale!!
3. Hold the smoke down there in your lungs, using the process known as hyperventilation.
4. Exhale very slowly through the nose, making sure the “stuff” is going to the head!
5. As you begin to relax and breath normally again, the process will begin to take effect.
6. When the miricle molecules hit the center of the brain, you will find yourself in a new world!
– How to Smoke a Joint by Robert Crumb from Zap Comix #0 – c.1968
How to Smoke a Joint by Robert Crumb from Zap Comix #0 – c.1968